I'M BORED ENOUGH TO DO ONE OF THESE. Let's do this.

1.First thing you wash in the shower?: I'm Chris Hansen. HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?: I wear a hoodless sweater. My head doesn't need to be warmed.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?: IRRELEVANCY ALERT I just Wikied Chris Hansen and found out that he was in a show called "To Catch a Baby Broker".

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4. Do you plan outfits?: When I'm feeling festive I wear the aforementioned sweater. It's quite stylish, I assure you.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?: Bill O' Reilly comes on in half an hour and I got my comedy hat on!
7. Who was the last person you kissed?: I'm Chris Hansen.
8. Person before that?: HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
WHERE IS NUMBER NINE
10. What are you craving right now?: Bus tickets. To CANADA!
11. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?: The IRISH.
12. Do you make prank calls?: You'll have to get me more bored than that sir
13. Ever hooked up with some one out of state?: I'm Mark Foley. WHATCHA WEARIN'
14. Do you sleep with any stuff animals?: I have one. His name is Jeffy. He's a transvestite, and a saucy one at that.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?: MEXICANS?! BACK OVER THAT BORDER AMIGOS
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?: MULTIPLY THAT BY NINE AND YOU GOTCHASELF A DEEL
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?: I cram it all in my mouth. This isn't a joke.
18. Do you like anyone right now?: I like Obama for the Presidency. I don't think Hilary or McCain are charismatic enough to capture the popular vote, although Obama's percieved lack of political experience could hurt him in the long run.
19. What do you think of crickets?: Fantastic game.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?: Scott McNeil is the greatest person I have ever met. BAR NONE
21. Do you like cottage cheese?: It looks, smells, and tastes like vomit, but has SO MUCH PROTEIN YOU COULD STOCKPILE IT, LADIES!
22. What are you listening to right now?: Enya vs. Progidy mash up. This is not a joke.
25. Would you go sky diving?: BLARGH
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?: Only if Bill O' Reilly could tag along. I SMELL HILARITY
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?: No, that's just rude.
28. Is there anything sparkly on you?: No drag queen today, ladies, sorry.
30. Do you rent movies often?: I always seem to rent the stupidest movies. One time I rented "Slap Shot 2: Breaking the Ice". Oh Gary Busey.
31. Who sits behind you in your math class?: A person I don't know? AND A WHORE. >8[ YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
34. Can you count backwards from 74?: I'M SOBER AWRIGHT
35. Who are you going to be with tonight??: HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
36. Brown or white eggs?: I will eat them all. ALL OF THEM.
38. Ever been on a train?: Loads of times. Don't get too excited.
39. Ever told someone you loved them?: Hello I am a robot
40. Do you have a cell phone?: I've lost it somewhere. I can only hope that it's safe and warm.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?: WHORING HERSELF.
44. Ever had cream puffs?: "EXCUSE ME SIR BUT I'M AFRAID SOMEONE HAS SKEETED IN MY DONUT"
45. Ever had Breaded Shrimp?: Allergic to shrimp. STOP TRYING TO KILL ME, INTERNET.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?: It's on right now, spooky coincidence hello
47. What was the last question you asked?: "Does it match those pants?" Out shopping with dad. And no it did not. He purchased it anyway.
48. What was the last CD you bought?: PFFFFFFFFT
49. What is/was your bus number for school?: I walk. With my legs!
51. Is your hair curly?: Eeeeurgh
52. Last time you cried?: Too manly to cry. HOOAH
53. Ever walked into a wall?: Probably? I tend not to remember things that cause brain damage.
54. Ever walked UP a wall?: OH GRAVITY

YOU WILL NEVER WIN
55. Have you ever bought anything from PacSun?: I never have money, and if I did I would probably buy food instead. I tend to favour that more.
56. Favorite time of the year?: COLD COME BACK DDDD8
58. Favorite color(s)?: Anything except navy blue. Screw navy blue.

SCREW IT.
60. Do you have any tattoos?: I drew a watch on my wrist once. It was the jams. AND SO REASOABLY PRICED!
61.Who was the last person you held hands with?: Kayla.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?: I would, but my mom doesn't approve. OH PLEASE WOMAN television is the source of all goodness and purity in the world. Stop deluding yourself.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?: Don't have one. I'm shrouded in mystery.
64. Why was your default picture taken?: 'O REILLY'S ON HOSNAP
65. Do you like your life right now?: My favourite Irish-American news pundit on the TV and a 64 oz. mug fulla Sunny Delight? I have never enjoyed life more.
66. How do you feel about 'love'?: It only exists in Canada. SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN.
67. What is your favorite animal?: SHARKS.
68? Where did you go?: Olive Garden. OLIIIIIIVE GARDEN.
69. Do you have good vision?: It comes and goes.
70. Can you hula hoop?: Too lazy
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?: I CHEAT ALL THE TIME
72. Do you have a job?: One time I did. I worked for the government. I have never watched so much Fox News. Good times.
74. What are you wearing?: MARK FOLEY ALERT

HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE
75. What does your hair look like?: Hair. Spaghetti?
76. Ever climbed out a window?: That used to be the only way to get into my house. So many injuries. Good times.
77. Can you handle the truth?: BILL CAN! NO SPIN, BIATCHES, SKEET SKEET SKEET
78. What was the most recent thing you bought?: Probably Pop Tarts of some delicious flavour.
79. How often do you talk on the phone?: Whenever it rings and I'm not asleep. That last part is critical.
80. What's the longest you talked to someone on the phone?: A couple minutes? I usually find some way to pass it off onto some other member of the family before I invest too much time into actual conversation.
81. Do you hate/dislike more than 3 people?: Next time you go to a restaurant, order toast on bread. DO IT
83. Are you sarcastic?: Sure, why not.
84. Have you ever slapped someone?: A lot, actually. I should be in jail.
85. Do looks matter?: If you like.
86. Do you use chapstick?: LIPCHAP?!
87. Are you too forgiving?: I'm usually asleep and don't notice when I've been wronged. Maybe that's why I never have any money/food...HMMMMM
88. Do you own something from Hot Topic?: I wanted some gum really badly one day, so I stepped in there of all places. The gum I recieved was unsatisfactory, to say the least.
89. Do you own a gun?: I'm too poor to have food, who's really going to rob me? Don't need one.
90. Have you made a prank phone call?: Didn't you ask this earlier?
91. Have you ever been in a castle?: There's one in Arizona I went to once. It was hardcore but I got sunburned.

CURSE YOU MONTEZUMA

YOU HAVE GOTTEN YOUR VENGEANCE
92. Do you like your hair?: I like my hat better.
93. Do you like yourself?: I like me enough. I think we'd get along great.
95. Are you more ticked off, upset, or happy most of the time.: Asleep.
MISSING 97 AND 98?
OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAND

Keeping Brel's response. YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
99. What are you doing today?: Sleeping, admiring my sweater, WATCHING THE O' REILLY FACTOR. Oh Bill. Have my babies.
100. Tag 5 people.: HAVE A SEAT OVER THERE.